The Most Common LIES Couples Tell Each Other—Revealed
Riya Kumari | Dec 12, 2024, 19:33 IST
Let’s talk about the lies. Oh, not the big, dramatic ones—those are obvious. I’m talking about the small, seemingly harmless lies we toss out in relationships like they’re confetti at a wedding. You know, the ones that seem innocent enough but, in reality, are the little cracks that make up the mosaic of coupledom. These lies aren’t going to break up your relationship (probably), but they sure do make you wonder what other "truths" you’re keeping tucked away. So buckle up, because I’m about to reveal the ones we all tell, and yes, you’re guilty of at least one.
Let’s face it—relationships are built on love, trust, and, well… the occasional little white lie. Don’t act surprised; we’ve all been there. These tiny fibs aren’t meant to destroy a relationship—they’re like emotional bubble wrap, cushioning us from the awkward, the unnecessary fights, and the brutally honest truths that no one really needs to hear. And honestly? They’re kind of hilarious when you think about them. So, grab a cup of coffee (or a glass of wine, no judgment here), and let’s dive into the most common lies couples tell each other. Spoiler alert: You’re about to feel very seen.
1. "I’m not mad, really."
Oh, the classic. If I had a dollar for every time this has been said in history, I could buy a yacht—one that would most definitely have a "Do Not Disturb" sign for when someone is pretending to not be mad. Let’s be real. When someone says they’re not mad, it’s like they’re saying, “I’m fine” when they’re clearly 10 seconds away from a full-on emotional monologue about the one time you didn’t put the cap back on the toothpaste. You might think you're being subtle, but your icy tone and the death stare say it all. No, you’re mad. Own it.
2. "I didn’t notice you gained weight."
Okay, I’ll admit, this one’s a little tricky. But come on—saying you didn’t notice is like saying you didn’t notice the sun rises every morning. If someone’s been working out or eating salad for lunch and you’re suddenly... noticeably different? A lie like this is as transparent as that really annoying clear tape on a birthday gift that you just know will never come off properly. You don’t have to comment on it, but let’s not pretend like you didn’t notice. In fact, maybe just say something more like, "You look great, as always!" which, spoiler alert, is code for “I noticed but I’m choosing to be smart.”
3. "I’m listening."
Yes, the art of the "I’m listening but actually, my brain is somewhere else" line. This is for those moments when your partner is talking, and you are—without a doubt—physically present, but mentally you’ve traveled to a world where you’re trying to figure out what went wrong with the last episode of The Bachelor. You nod, smile, even make eye contact, but on the inside, you're already planning your dinner for the next week. And you know what? It’s fine. But let’s just be honest: Sometimes you're not actually listening. And they know it.
4. "I don’t mind, you pick!"
Here’s a fun one: The classic “I don’t mind” statement, said with all the sincerity of someone who clearly does mind, but is too tired to put up a fight. Oh, you mind. You just don’t have the energy to choose between sushi or burgers for the 57th time in a row, so you say, “You pick” and secretly pray that they’ll pick your choice. The real lie? You do mind. And you’re probably already making a mental list of reasons why their pick is definitely going to be wrong. But hey, who needs to fight when you can just pretend it doesn’t matter?
5. "I’m fine with your friends."
The smile-and-nod lie. This is when you’ve just spent three hours with their best friend who talks exclusively about their cat’s bowel movements, and you’re sitting there, nodding, going, “Yeah, totally fine with this,” while inside you’re composing a very polite but internally explosive letter to their friend. You love them, sure. But their friends? Ehh. You might say you’re fine with it, but deep down, you’re counting the minutes until you can leave, and the second you’re back home, you’re making a beeline for the couch with a bag of chips and the safety of a Netflix show that isn’t even on their “suggested” list.
6. "I didn’t check your phone."
Okay, let's all just take a deep breath and acknowledge this one. We’ve all done it. You’re just making sure there’s nothing weird going on (because we’ve all seen a few too many true crime documentaries), but when they ask, “Did you check my phone?” you throw out the quickest, “Nope, of course not,” like you're auditioning for a role in a courtroom drama. Honestly? It’s not that big of a deal. Everyone checks everyone’s phone at least once. Just don’t lie about it, because if you say no, and they catch you scrolling, now you’re both in the trust-free zone.
7. "I love this gift!"
Let’s be real: You’ve probably lied about a gift at some point. Either you’re trying to be polite or your partner has zero idea what you actually like, and they gift you something that feels like it came from a yard sale. The look on your face when you unwrap it? Classic. You grin and say, “I love it,” when inside, you’re already thinking about donating it, or maybe regifting it to your least favorite aunt. If we were all being honest, we’d just say, “Oh, this is... something,” and then go find a way to return it. But no, we suffer in silence and smile through the pain.
8. "I’m not tired, let’s go out!"
If you've ever said this, you know the drill. You're tired. You’ve been tired for hours. But there’s that one moment when you try to summon just enough energy to get through dinner with your partner or their friends, and so you offer the “I’m not tired, let’s go out!” line with the energy of someone who’s clearly about to pass out the second you step out the door. Spoiler alert: You're going to be the one falling asleep on the couch by 10 PM. It’s inevitable.
1. "I’m not mad, really."
Angry
Oh, the classic. If I had a dollar for every time this has been said in history, I could buy a yacht—one that would most definitely have a "Do Not Disturb" sign for when someone is pretending to not be mad. Let’s be real. When someone says they’re not mad, it’s like they’re saying, “I’m fine” when they’re clearly 10 seconds away from a full-on emotional monologue about the one time you didn’t put the cap back on the toothpaste. You might think you're being subtle, but your icy tone and the death stare say it all. No, you’re mad. Own it.
2. "I didn’t notice you gained weight."
Clueless
Okay, I’ll admit, this one’s a little tricky. But come on—saying you didn’t notice is like saying you didn’t notice the sun rises every morning. If someone’s been working out or eating salad for lunch and you’re suddenly... noticeably different? A lie like this is as transparent as that really annoying clear tape on a birthday gift that you just know will never come off properly. You don’t have to comment on it, but let’s not pretend like you didn’t notice. In fact, maybe just say something more like, "You look great, as always!" which, spoiler alert, is code for “I noticed but I’m choosing to be smart.”
3. "I’m listening."
Zoned out
Yes, the art of the "I’m listening but actually, my brain is somewhere else" line. This is for those moments when your partner is talking, and you are—without a doubt—physically present, but mentally you’ve traveled to a world where you’re trying to figure out what went wrong with the last episode of The Bachelor. You nod, smile, even make eye contact, but on the inside, you're already planning your dinner for the next week. And you know what? It’s fine. But let’s just be honest: Sometimes you're not actually listening. And they know it.
4. "I don’t mind, you pick!"
Ordering food
Here’s a fun one: The classic “I don’t mind” statement, said with all the sincerity of someone who clearly does mind, but is too tired to put up a fight. Oh, you mind. You just don’t have the energy to choose between sushi or burgers for the 57th time in a row, so you say, “You pick” and secretly pray that they’ll pick your choice. The real lie? You do mind. And you’re probably already making a mental list of reasons why their pick is definitely going to be wrong. But hey, who needs to fight when you can just pretend it doesn’t matter?
5. "I’m fine with your friends."
Pizza
The smile-and-nod lie. This is when you’ve just spent three hours with their best friend who talks exclusively about their cat’s bowel movements, and you’re sitting there, nodding, going, “Yeah, totally fine with this,” while inside you’re composing a very polite but internally explosive letter to their friend. You love them, sure. But their friends? Ehh. You might say you’re fine with it, but deep down, you’re counting the minutes until you can leave, and the second you’re back home, you’re making a beeline for the couch with a bag of chips and the safety of a Netflix show that isn’t even on their “suggested” list.
6. "I didn’t check your phone."
Checking Phone
Okay, let's all just take a deep breath and acknowledge this one. We’ve all done it. You’re just making sure there’s nothing weird going on (because we’ve all seen a few too many true crime documentaries), but when they ask, “Did you check my phone?” you throw out the quickest, “Nope, of course not,” like you're auditioning for a role in a courtroom drama. Honestly? It’s not that big of a deal. Everyone checks everyone’s phone at least once. Just don’t lie about it, because if you say no, and they catch you scrolling, now you’re both in the trust-free zone.
7. "I love this gift!"
Gift
Let’s be real: You’ve probably lied about a gift at some point. Either you’re trying to be polite or your partner has zero idea what you actually like, and they gift you something that feels like it came from a yard sale. The look on your face when you unwrap it? Classic. You grin and say, “I love it,” when inside, you’re already thinking about donating it, or maybe regifting it to your least favorite aunt. If we were all being honest, we’d just say, “Oh, this is... something,” and then go find a way to return it. But no, we suffer in silence and smile through the pain.
8. "I’m not tired, let’s go out!"
Tired
If you've ever said this, you know the drill. You're tired. You’ve been tired for hours. But there’s that one moment when you try to summon just enough energy to get through dinner with your partner or their friends, and so you offer the “I’m not tired, let’s go out!” line with the energy of someone who’s clearly about to pass out the second you step out the door. Spoiler alert: You're going to be the one falling asleep on the couch by 10 PM. It’s inevitable.