You know that person. The one who looks like their biggest life decision is choosing between oat milk and almond milk. The human equivalent of “no thoughts, just vibes.” Soft voice, polite smile, big “I probably need help opening this jar” energy. They nod a lot. They laugh easily. They sometimes ask questions that make you wonder if their brain runs on dial-up internet. Naturally, your brain files them under: “not a threat.” And that’s exactly where the mistake begins.